The United Socialist States of Greater China Commune is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grutsky political unions with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.76 billion Greater China Communeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater China Communeaned economy, worth 169 trillion Communies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,480 Communies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Greater China Commune after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater China Commune's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater China Commune is ranked 266,955^th in the world and 1,084^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.9 flags saluted per person per day.